I dont know what to think about my teacher.?

alright so i had to stay after school today to get some help in my algebra class... after that i decided to pay my favorite teacher... mr valentino a visit. he's a really cool guy so i thought... let me describe what he looks like... he's about 5'6 hes in his late 40's pretty chubby dark skin tone, has a black mustache glasses and greasy black hair that is slicked to the side and massive black eye brows... so im walking to his class, and i notice his door is shut... interesting, ussually his door is never shut, i crack up the door and peak in, and i couldnt believe my eyes... mr valentino was sitting in the middle of his room in nothing but a jockstrap in the squat position just staring at his projector... then all of a sudden he just looked at me... i was so shocked i couldnt think of anything to say but... "mr valentino?" he immediatly jumps up.... scurried behind his desk peaking over his desk staring at me... he deeply looked me in the eyes and said son... take it or leave it... the offers on the table... your up to bat... its the bottom of the 9th bases are loaded we need one run to score and im calling your number... what are you going to do? .... i left the classroom and now im sitting the the computer lab typing this up as we speak... its up to you yahoo answers i have no idea what the **** to do... i cant believe what just happned....